Away Team

Word on the street (ok, word on the internet) is that Jonathon Davis and his merry band of feel good warm and fuzzy song writers (called KORN) are currently working with several Dubstep producers on their new album.

Originally it was to be an EP, but the band took to the vile new dance style of music and are reportedly doing an entire album worth of this vomitous dreg with Skrillex, Kill The Noise, Excision, and 12th Planet.

KORN has already debuted a track from the upcoming album on SPIN.com called Get Up.

I’ve included the link, but, really, you’ve been warned.

If that wasn’t bad enough, someone took dog shit and tried to make nastier dog shit out of it! Jonathon Davis posted a remix of Get Up by AutoErotique on SoundCloud. I’m attaching it here so you can… well… torture yourself if you must.



Korn Feat Skrillex – Get Up (Autoerotique Mix) by kornofficial




Supposedly the new KORN album will be out on November 15th, but neither Korn nor their label RoadRunner Records has confirmed it.

If THAT wasn’t bad enough Halestorm has just unleashed a remix of a cover they did of Heart‘s All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You. Lzzy Hale just posted on twitter and their website that this Dubstep cover was not the band’s idea, but that SIX5 (whomever that is) did it on their own and submitted it to their label. You can read more about that right here.

I am attaching the SIX5/Lzzy Hale song here. Again, you’ve been warned.









Why am I telling you all this?

BECAUSE.

We must stop this right here. And now. The rap/metal thing has finally run it’s course, unfortunately nobody has told Fred Durst. And we do not need Metal/Dance/Dubstep/WTFever to begin.

Kill this illegitimate form of music now before it spreads like the incurable Bieber Fever epidemic of 2010.

For all that is Metal… Kill it now.

You’ve been warned… You’ll thank me later.